Nine Words Women Use…

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siddman:

  1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five  minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game  before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be  on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing g usually end in  fine.
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is  wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer  back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s  okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you  will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.  (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a  lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT  say  “you’re welcome”; that will bring on a “whatever”):
  8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in  a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
storygoes:tenderbuttons:

I love this. It makes me laugh even though it is so true.

Jul 21 2009

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